yay. apparently wormy apple rolled all the way to antartica and saw corals there. he did quite a bit of research there, reporting the effects global warming that would would happen to the coral. new insight isn't it? after all, i always had the impression that corals only existed at the sunny and sandy beaches, like australia. maybe i'm wrong, but i don't really think penguins and seals are that interested in the colourful piles of rock. so whats the point of a coral at antartica?
then long time ago, in a far away and non-related land, an apple tree bears a new breed of apple from pure manure, the Apple Ex. it was called exacrable apple at first because it fed on purely manure to grow up (and most of the manure belongs to other apples), but soon it became and extremely execrable apple, thus the Apple Ex.

oh i don't feel like complaining already. maybe next time i'll continue with Apple Ex.

meanwhile, cute apple stole my display pics. issit a function of the newest msn messenger? o.O he stole 2 already. stealer. so much for standard english. and hubert is wonderful at creating associations, he should really be the head (or the balls) of the ministry of associations. hes got the Speak Standard English Assoction, Gay Nini Noi Association, Big Balls Association, Medium Balls Association, and guess what, Small Balls Association. really, why don't we have a Soccer Balls Association. much less gay, ain't it. and since hubert likes touching balls so much, lets get $2 from class fund and give him a wonderful birthday gift of 2 extra large personal fishballs. im sure its an ideal present. trust me ;)

Advertisement:Any pictures or videos of army daze, please send them to me. ty vm.
*oops. just missing army daze.

wee, today i had flair. wierd, against my own friends i always can play very well de, against sec2 oso quite good, but against sec 1 and 3...suddenly slow like my com liddat. decisions lag, shots high, passes intercepted...which is the direct opposite of today. we went to play soccer for like half hour b4 maths quiz, and i descover more of my talent. woo hoo. legs are long for a reason. thats why i win jj. xD

Army Daze is finally over. for the past six months, it was really tiring and busy for everyone. feb, mar, apr, all basic blockings and stage directions. also got a bit bored of the workshop, but good fake yy! hand over eyebrow, pen moving left and right, and the instructor goes, "my, look at how your director is concentrating!" when he was actually sleeping xDDD.
from co-director, i dropped to stage manager. but im not complaining. i think i would have screwed up the play with my directing. yy and yq seriously got dang lot of ideas. the wonders of names starting with y.
mr x had to go thru alot of transformations. first we wanted to use beefy apple. but he doesn't want to be. so we changed to another edc member. but one after another were slackers and "couldn't" come for rehearsals. finally we decided on kc! he was supposed to have a wheelchair with joseph being his submissive boy toy, but that was scrapped because we soon lost the wheelchair. heck, gj, kc!
the performance was flawless. whoo hoo. prolly the only thing was going over the full house. when it was time for curtain call, the size of the audience hit my in the face. people sitting on the steps...wow. i had no idea why we overshot. we expected there to be full house with a usual 10 percent not turning up...but in the end an extra 30 percent came. sweet.
hope u guys enjoyed the play. i certainly did.

oh yeah, theres just one problem with edc. his from 2m, has oversized glasses, big mouth, even an oversized head for his small body. and his impermeable thick skin. who else am i toking about? well, there are two 2m peeps in edc. one is beefy. whos the other? heres a wicked junior level 1/2 riddle.


get it yet? its ok if u dont. for nao, he is execrable apple. we went kap after the performance ytd, and me knowing hes bound to steal peeps food, i set up a trap for him. i ate all my fries except two, i licked one all around, and the other, i rubbed the table a few times. i put it on my tray, acting innocent. i turned to look at where yy escaped to, and i turn back, i see the fry disappear into his mouth. yuck. i tell him wat i did with the fry, he merely shrugged. then i finished my burger. there was some lettuce and suace left over from the McChicken in the wrapper, and he took those as well. then he wiped his hands on MY tissue. wtf, i could have kick his arse right open, right there. if it wasnt for beefy sitting opposite him givin the raised eyebrows, i would have taken him out with my own hands. or feet. we complain that he takes his food, and he says we are welcome to take his. cmon, i'll touch his food over my dead body. his food stinks with the aura of execrable apple.
i wont EVER eat with him at a table. never again.

weeeeeee.
today's rehearsal rox. yq said we rock. like finally we get a rehearsal that worked nicely. and just before the production day too! heh, maybe all were good except for lights. miscue a few of the times, but nvm. transitions were so smooth, and the sample audience laughed! many times~ and i just cant wait to c u guys reactions when ely comes on. anybody going to woo him? xDDDD maybe whistle la haha. tmr i must wear drama t-shirt and long black pants, too cold today.

then today the TCM came. ask why only 1 ticket. well, we are having right sharing attitude! each of us 40 plus cents, isn't that such a great sacrifice already? oh no, she thinks. must contribute to society for wad society has given us. using her quote, i can rightly refuse to donate to needy associations. after all, the needy society never gave me anything, so i needn't give anything back right?
well duh no. but i gave her mian zi, she still fuss. none of us gives a sheeeet about whatever she says. come to think of it, bing is right. why in the world did i give her 5 tickets?! zomgah i got scammed. mass defame and ks pls =x heck bring a ball and pe i quickly use finish my 5 dollars and go play soccer. then later she comes back and says, oi go and buy or do something at the funfair. smack her with the ball la, we contribute to society liao.

oh, and ivan of 2m is seriously wierd. yy, can i dun sit beside ivan tmr please? get beefy. ty.

i saw bing's biceps ytd. i saw yyy's biceps today. i practically see hh's biceps everyday, when he grabs my hand to take my pulse, and finally concludes that i did not do anything to lily loy the day before. he lets he vice-like grip go, leaving me to rub my red wrist. but thats not the point.
they all have goddam big biceps. at least relatively. theirs are at least 10cm when flexed, while hh's can go up to 14cm. wtf! thats twice of mine! and next year i have to do pull-ups...zomgah, i need to train. really.
i wonder, why did i not join canoeing, or wushu, or gym, even judo?! if only listened to the canoeing senior last year. he said, "if you join canoeing, you would have a damn hot body!" yeah. bing, you r hawt all right. no, i'm not gay. its the truth. and i'm jealous rawrrrrrrrrrrr!

suddenly big butt apple talks to me on msn, and does =.=. so i do back to him. then he goes plox. so i copy. oh yeah, we start spamming each other. i think i noe why. cos hes private message is "cmon army daze buy tix from me =)" so i put "buy from me not big butt apple". in the end, he gives me the wonderful equation that "plox + zorz = plozorz". he has such a wonderful sense of logic. oh my. oh my.

oh yeah, green apple was kicked off apple fc today. so cool. u noe wats cool? the sound effect green apple produced. "kfar kfar kfar kfar kfar kfar kfar kyou". i wonder why he even played soccer in the first place. oh, i think he wants attention from all the cars on the road, thus he rolled onto the road once more and joined the fc. well, you cant blame him. after all, green apples aren't ripe. or maybe they are, physically. o.O

army daze is coming, and i've only sold 1 ticket. tmr, some teachers are gonna watch. starring kc!!!!!! . hey peeps reading this, if u have any frens going on friday, please tell me! don't let them buy from big butt apple! please k ;)

oh, i guess my bro is better nao. he asks me hor to spell dairea. so i be nice, and go microsoft word and checks it out. it turns out to be diarrhoea. sigh...one of the wierdest words in english.

i hope i can survive this damn week. really busy. im still mugging for chinese, luckily with one third left. but the one third are those i have no idea in the meaning. i think i might fall ill soon...why is it so unfair?! just when theres a test, i HAVE to have other commitments. 3 other. don't say me like wormy apple. i really dont wanna disappoint my mom. i disappoint her just too many times with my grades already.i. just. don't. want. to. get. shit. results. again. im gonna mug for the rest. help me...

yessss. i've finally got my own blog. yeah.
firstly, i thank nic for inventing the great apple analogy. im gonna use it lots, cos its so useful. and cute.
secondly, i tell u my story. =)
today was better than yesterday. so maybe i shall tok abt yesterday first.

super stressful. that was yesterday. our english oral group is godly screwed. i don't mind the fat apple, but i wonder why did i end up with 2 southern chinese apples. one of them is yellow, and does nothing. the other piggy one, well, likes to roll onto the road and start honking at cars. the fat apple was clearly making sense, but the piggy apple disagrees at everything he says. the yellow apple simply follows on. wasted my precious 1 hour i had after coming back from cca. oh shucks. the yellow apple logs on and talks to me. says he'll be back at 7.30 to do english. nvm, i can always dao. i'll just do duo with fat apple ;)

that wasn't all for ytd. my bro was so insensitive, i couldn't stand him in the end. i have so much work, and he says i disturb him sleeping because of my typing. oh, for god's sake, get mom to buy a new com then. the current one is rotten. the keyboard is irritating, tap tap tap tap tap. rawr.

lucky nothing much went wrong in my cca. i got my cca tee shirt ytd. it isn't cool, it isn't expensive. but i like it. makes me feel proud and belonging =) come watch army daze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

then today. the match was pretty even, cos i think we sucked. if we went ahead in full steam, we could have thrashed them. possession we win. defence we win. only unlucky og. but nvm, we came back strongly with crushing pressure to pull one back. they all seem to be daniel style...use body to block the ball when want to take lose ball. so what should i do? only 'accidently' crash one titch to the floor...but next time, i really want to score!!!!!!! rawrrrr...

i think from today to the end of test week, i will be seen as a mugger. nuuuuuuuuuuuuu...sigh, i don't care, i will pia maple after week 8. go me!